Squashin' My Nuts
Episodes
48 episodes
Squirrels Drivin' Me Nuts!
The age ol' battle of man vs. squirrel. These southern squirrels are really testing my patience and kindness. I talk about my new battles I'm having with the local squirrel mafia. Also, updated my chicken population with new chicks. The farm is...
Robots coming to a home near you
Happy Easter everyone! We talk about how everyone will be owning a personal robot the same way we all have a cell phone. Won't that just be splendid. Why are we even in the middle east starting shit once again? I'll never understand the need fo...
Spring Has Sprung
Talking about all the new critters that have had babies around the property this spring. It's my own little wildlife reserve out here in the woods of Arkansas. Also, dive into why gas has skyrocketed in price and the old days being dead and gon...
State of the Union
Everything in America is going splendid. No problems at all and gas is cheap again. I discuss all the good things the government is doing for its citizens here in good ol' USA(sarcasm).
Pedos in Politics (Listener Warning!)
Lots of bad language in this Episode. You've been warned!! Nice little rant about the current events going on all around the world with the release of the infamous Epstein files that supposedly never existed but now that they do we should just ...
The American Nightmare
Wooo boy! What a year 2025 was. I discuss the good ol' days of how America used to be before all the chaos that runs rampant now. Life updates and future plans for my little hobby farm.
The Peacock and the Flood
Talk about the random magical peacock that appeared in my yard one day out of the blue. Surviving the flood of 2025 and the nasty storms of the south. Also, touch on a little bit of the state of the world right now.
Puppies and Roosters
Talk about the joys of raising a new puppy alongside my older dog. Give a chicken update and decide the fate of my roosters. Also, talk a little about the future of A.I. and just how weird things could get.
Goodbye 2024!
I discuss the wackiness that was 2024. What a year of chaos and shenanigans all around the world. Also, I give a farm update with all my chickens and talk about my new puppy.
Aliens In The Mall
Of all places the aliens could go to they chose a shopping mall in Miami? What kind of weird aliens are these that think malls are the place to be? I personally have never been to a mall in Miami so who knows maybe they are pretty damn awesome....
Civil War 2024? I Hope Not
In this episode, I recap the year of 2023 and moving forward into a new year. Will A.I. takeover? Will we dive into chaos? I feel we will all come together and see that life is worth living and things aren't so bad. That is my hope for 2024 at ...
The Comment Section is Crazy!
In this episode, I discuss how crazy the internet and comment section on apps have become. Did we get too much information too quickly? Not everything in life is a conspiracy or is it?
The New Normal
In this episode, I talk about the dogman/skinwalker roaming my yard late at night. Not sure what the creature is. Also, I touch on online dating and the state of politics currently. Are we living in a Simulation? Sometimes it sure does feel tha...
Slithery Snakes of the South
Talk about my fear of big ol' snakes here in the south. Give some updates on my frog farming adventures and remember the good times of growing up in the 90s.
OnlyFans Is Wild
In this episode, I talk about the future of strip clubs once we go full digital currency. Will we just have virtual strip clubs and stay in our homes with VR Goggles. I also discuss the effect Buffalo Bill had on my life growing up. ...
My ChatGpt GF Broke Up With Me
In this episode, I talk about how weather disasters and ChatGpt. Also, throw in some skinwalker stories just for fun.
Don't Call Me Daddy
In this episode, I discuss my dog's fear of gunshots. Also, I find myself questioning why the hell vehicle prices are so damn high.
Living in the South
Update on my move from Alaska down to Arkansas. Life is a wee bit different living out in the woods. City life is much different than country life that is for sure.
Don't Machete Me, Bro!
In this episode, I talk about all the crime that is happening around the country. What is the cause for all the craziness happening? I discuss my massive fear of being hacked by a machete. Also, the nfl preseason has started once again so I div...
Ghosts & Demons
In this episode I talk about all my experiences with ghosts and all things supernatural. Discuss some stories about spooky shadows and sleep paralysis nightmares.
My Body, My Foreskin
Back to my same ol' bs after a little mental health break. The world is going crazy and just here to give some life updates and hopefully a smile to the masses. Can we all just take a big vacation to a nice beautiful beach somewhere and unplug ...
Swindle Me Tinders
If you watched The Tinder Swindler on Netflix and you also wondered how the hell those ladies got approved for all those damn bank loans, than this is the episode for you. Also, update on all craziness happening across the globe.
This Jar smells like a Fart
In this episode, I discuss the silliness of all this onlyfans content out there. Talk about the difference between slow zombies and the smart, fast zombies. I give a little update on the NFL playoffs as well and how I feel as a Packer fan. ...